Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.

Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."

by Legocunt August 31, 2017

demolition collision

to spread put your ass cheeks while someone else does the same. then your press your anus on theirs and both press shit out. some shit will go inside the other's anus, some will run down your thigh.

my mom walked in while me and my homie were doing a demolition collision.

by airchurro September 21, 2017

JC Collis

Mixed (mostly white) midget with a big ass forehead. Usually sits at home and drowns his sorrows by playing the game of NBA 2K18.

Hi I'm JC Collis.

by JC Collis October 15, 2017

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

Intrepid college Prep

The best place to see your friends :) SIKEEEEEEEEEEEE

At Intrepid college prep, I got a demerit/detention for no reason.

by starfish20177 November 30, 2017

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

chicken college

A college that is known to be either low income, in the middle of nowhere, or does not give a good education

It is better to go to an ivy league college than a chicken college

by starwarsfan123 January 4, 2018