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Italian chicken 

A sexual game in wich the the male and his partner take a dry pasta noodle and insert it into the urethra. The objective in this game is to see how far the partner can stick the dry noodle into the penis before it breaks or splinters off. The shorter the pasta noodle is protruding from the urethra when it breaks sets a new record. Getting the noodle all the way into the penis automatically breaks all records on this penis.
Person 1: yeah man i played a game of italian chicken with my gf last night.

Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch
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derpy chicken 

A Derpy Chicken is a chicken that lays rainbow colored eggs that usually have googly eyes
(Dude 1) "Woah dude! Did you see that derpy chicken?"
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."
derpy chicken by Mr. Phoenix January 17, 2019

Scissor Chicken 

A strait or bi sexual girl who leans more toward men but is willing to perform lesbian sex acts in exchange for expensive gifts such as $120 jeans.
P1: “When did she become a lesbian?”
P2: “ She’s not, she’s just a scissor chicken”
Scissor Chicken by ARmory15 February 2, 2019

Ultimate chicken 

When two men (gay or straight) each take one dose of viagra, and once fully erect, sprint at one another. If a competitor strays away from the path of the other competitor, that one who strayed away loses.
Last Tuesday, Jimmy and Mike got very intoxicated and were dared to play a game of Ultimate Chicken. Mike moved away at the last second, making Jimmy the winner.
Ultimate chicken by Kevin Bartel October 16, 2019

Water Chicken 

A hillbilly crockpot recipe that has 3 ingredients. 1. Water
2. Chicken
3. Red
*sometimes served over a Brioche roll in an academic setting.
Did you see they served Water Chicken in Plastic cups at the book club meeting today? Don’t you think that’s an odd choice?
Water Chicken by PimpDaddyBumpy February 7, 2020

Roblox Chicken Shack 

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Fried Chicken Goblin 

A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.
“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin