flooper my pooper

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

by BJCC June 21, 2010

to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,

Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)

by Bunny Boiler September 26, 2006

beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

by dancinglimes December 15, 2008

collar my jive

To ask someone if they understand what one is saying or implying.

While grabbing your shirt, say "Collar my Jive?" Equivalent to saying the following: Get my meaning? Catch my drift? Do you understand me?

by Andy Vanilla May 8, 2008

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009

waddup my native

a common means of greeting between friends generally from the sarasota area. used to convey excitement without loosing one's chill. similar to "homeslice." also how voice analysis translates "wassup my nigger."

friend 1: waddup my native?
friend 2: nothin much my nig, wats crackin with you?
friend 1: just dopin.

by sarasotahomelicedawwwgblack August 22, 2008

GIMME MY POINTS

A demand for, but not limited to, the immediate delivery of purchased microsoft points.

Lt Colonel Bob screams GIMME MY POINTS when xbox live would not deliver his points to him, even though he bought them with his money.

by Lt Colonel Bob January 16, 2009