Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

do the george michael

This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.

Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?

by Bigmumma69 April 23, 2018

Du willsch mich doch geficken?!

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.

Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!

by Dictionary Pirate January 7, 2018

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

The best match player

Sam

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

The best match player

Sam is the best

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

The Marvelous Michael

The Marvelous Michael is a beautiful woman who just turned 18 if you get to meet her your so lucky. Because if you end up being her friend she will care for you and defend you and be there for you. Don't play with her because you'll never find anyone like her.

The Marvelous Michael is the best sister friend I could have.

by Beautifulme723 February 2, 2019