donkey cock

1.when you are playing donkey kong for so long and the gorillaz start turnnning you on so you get a donkey cock.
2.when your a sauna with a hot chick and your cock gets all big and moist and you feel like a donkey wanting sex. mmm donkey sex

1.man, i was pounding on them nintendo keys, playin donkey kong lookin at the monkeys catchin da bananas and i got like, the biggest donkey cock ever. DUDE.
2.*Sweating in Sauna* *Hot chick walks by* *nice feeling in undertowel* *shit, dude my donkey cock is ON!*

by EliseAnja December 28, 2005

cock juices

jizz or seamen. ya know, the shit that comes out of a cock dumbass
See Jake

she begged for my cock juices after i fucked her

by D-Shiznet September 19, 2004

cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

by Joe Bru October 18, 2006

cock blocked

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

by Big Boss March 19, 2005

Cock Lock

When a girl's pussy is so tight and her muscles so strong she can put a cock in lock down.

Dude! I was with my Jolipop last night and she cock locked me so hard I couldn't pull out!

by Jolipop December 30, 2007

cock nazi

One who strictly rations sex, in order to gain a sense of control.

Example:

"Damn girl, that's twice this week. I'm not tryin' to get all serious n'shit."

"Fuck that noise, COCK NAZI. Break off some-o-dat for Mamma!"

by Tamheals February 17, 2007

Soft Cock

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

by Anonymous August 24, 2003