Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 5, 2024

Do the hoe

Be an asshole, acting too strange, making someone angry

Fuck, man! Are you doing the hoe?!
No wonder you have no friends. Do the hoe is the best what you can do.

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

It would be a stupid thing to do

You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.

A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."

Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

do you wanna know

i have leukemia

I'm sorry. I can't tell this to them. do you wanna know?

by iKnowU,UKnowMe April 21, 2021

Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.

For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it

by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017

you do not recognise the bodies in the water

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You do not recognise the bodies in the water you do not recognise the bodies in the water you do not recognise the bodies in the water you do not recognise the bodies in the water

by Among us 22 December 23, 2023