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New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
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New Trier

New Trier Township High School (NTHS) in Winnetka, the only American high school that is, as of late, infamously god awful at its country's own sport, American football.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
1. New Trier is so ass at football that the pep band can only play during timeouts.
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
by ew_emo.gay September 4, 2025
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New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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New meaning

"Laila, did you see New meaning in the Urban dictionary?" "no, but I will!"
by lel- January 21, 2022
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New World Order

the order that you make after taking look at the menu..
".. and my order would be the new world order..""
by alcopaul August 24, 2023
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New

There would be no new without the old.
Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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New vocabulary unlocked

Usually used when someone is casted in shadow or becomes a silhouette. MEans that someone has unlocked the use of the "N-word"
*someone falls into a vat of oil
Someone: I'm all black now
Someone else: New vocabulary unlocked
by Mr.Blue sky March 7, 2022
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