Quarter-Day Quinten

Quarter-Day Quinten is an extension of the Half-Day Harry. Its uses are for when people are not turning up to work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness, etc.

When calling someone a Harry, they can be anywhere from 5 mins to half a day late.

Quinten on the other hand is significantly less, i.e. only turning up for a couple of hours.

It can also be modified to Quarter-Week Quinten for someone who is only turning up for part of the week.

Stephen: Dan isn't coming in until well after lunch today.

Matt: Why's that?

Stephen: He's being a Quarter-Day Quinten.

by MattyS June 19, 2014

National Thot Day

A holiday throughout our nation celebrated by all, in the honor of thots.

"Hey Derek do you celebrate national thot day?
"Hell ya buddy"

by Yaaboyyyy May 25, 2018

national kissing day

April 13th is national kissing Day. As in lip to lip. Kiss that one special person or just yourself.

Hey it's national kissing day. Kiss me whore.

by ThyTailor May 25, 2018

national trinity day

The day were you treat your friend or family member Trinity like a princess for the day. She deserves it.

It’s national trinity day we better treat her

by Tbird May 25, 2018

national pizza day

The day where you LOVE pizza!! You eat pizza, and treat it like a god!

It’s national pizza day bitches!!!

by BuckGirl1013 May 26, 2018

National Kiss Day

The 28th of April is the day you makeout with anyone you want, and get away with it.

Wow! it's national kiss day!

by YBN QueefStain May 30, 2018

last day on earth

The happiest day of my life

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

by Lord of cats June 2, 2018