Dirty Kathleen

A classic bar shot. You will need the following ingredients:
-1 dozen donut holes, glazed
-whisky, at least 100 proof
-lighter
-girl you are trying to impress

Shove as many donut holes into your mouth as will fit. Take the whisky and drizzle it into your mouth until the donut holes are thoroughly saturated. Using the lighter, light the donut whisky pile on fire. While facing the girl of your dreams, hold the concoction in your mouth, letting the melting glaze runs down the back of your throat. Finally, eject the flaming mess towards the girl while exclaiming, "How do you like my hot holes!?!"

I don't always eat donuts with my whisky, but when I do I give her the old Dirty Kathleen.

by Nikisgreat December 12, 2015

Dirty Carlos

When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!

I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental

by bolt451 November 17, 2009

Dirty Dana

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall

Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."

by waterpolokid May 28, 2013

dirty sanchez

A time honored event in which, while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert two fingers deep into the girl’s starfish. Pull it out, then reach around and wipe the residue across her upper lip, leaving her a thin, shit mustache. Making her resemble someone who would be called Dirty Sanchez.

Last night, after leaving the bar, I met this lil slut outside and dirty sanchez'd her in the back of the limo.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 07, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.

My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Stonewall June 13, 2005

Dirty Millie

When you take someone upstairs at 5am and shag them LOUDLY with a house full of people!

I pulled a dirty millie on New Year’s Eve and now I regret it

by Bigbattysecrets April 16, 2020

The Dirty Bird

A Rochester, NY term for a woman simulataneously taking 3 men, one in her mouth and one in each hand. She bobs her head vigorously and flaps her arms up and down with the two dudes in her hands creating a "birdlike effect" hence the term DIRTY BIRD.

"Yo, you, me and Herbie should get that chick to give us the dirty bird. I got mouth"

by Harold R. Johnson September 06, 2006