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The Tone-Gay Effect

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This mental condition is commonly found in the rarest of cases. The first known case was discovered by accident in 1876 by William Harrington Beckett IV on an expedition around the world. The side effects can be (but are not limited to):

1. Creating social situations that never actually happened for attention, i.e. being "spiked" on a night out
2. Play-acting at place of work, pretending to collapse due to "stress" and "anxiety"
3. Fraudulent claims of abuse or misconduct
4. Confessing uncharacteristic yet predictable homosexual love for close friends
5. Constructing false narratives of physical confrontations with members of the general public
6. Inexplicable erections that last for an infinite period
7. Developing one-sided sado-masochistic attraction to fiendish harlots
8. Arrange appointments with cohorts only to disengage, re-engage and re-disengage from previously agreed upon plans
9. Incessant correction, of, punctuation. being put in the: wrong places in a sentence?
10. Becoming increasingly incestuous with ones own mother
Tracey: So what's wrong with my son Dr.Lancaster?
Doctor: He is showing signs of what is known as the Tone-Gay effect , I'm sorry madam, it is very rare, it is incurable and there is little we can do to treat it
Tracey: Does that mean he has to be sectioned?
Doctor: I'm afraid so....
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the city of england

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The city of england is the city which nick crompton is from - the biggest city in the world
by YA I SMELL GOOD August 29, 2017
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the ole polar express

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When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.
Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.
by talllankyjew December 15, 2017
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The Dixie Chick effect

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An effect experienced by American businesses when they show support for a hot-button political issue or party, and then experience a 50% drop in business. It does not matter what the topic is or which party the business supports. Because the population of the United States is very close to being 50% liberal/50% conservative, a business that shows support one way or the other can expect to lose 50% of it's business.

The term is derived from 1990's country music band, The Dixie Chicks. Though country music tends to favor conservatives, the band members are very much liberal. In 2003, lead singer Natalie Maines voiced displeasure with the United States involvement in Iraq. Standing up for her cause was a noble thing for Maines to do, and 50% of her fans adored her even more for it. The problem is that the other 50% ditched the band for good. And even though 50% of the fans supported the crap out of her, they really weren't expected to buy their future albums TWICE or buy TWO concert tickets for one person to make up for the 50% of the fans that had left. And so it was no surprise that the band would later break up "in order to pursue other projects". And from this, businesses from large to small should learn to never take a political side if they want to keep their customers.
Me: "Hot dog! A new donut shop opened up 5 miles from us, babe!"
Wife: "They have a Trump banner in their window, we're not going."
Me: "Crap, the Dixie Chick effect."
Wife: "Don't be talking bad about my Dixie Chicks."
Me: "I'm going to go get me some donuts."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 29, 2018
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The best girlfriend ever

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The one that can always cheer you up,the one that makes you happy,the one that can your day around,the one that loves you for who you are,and she makes a good Stromboli.
Wow Becca is the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much!
by Daddy banana June 1, 2018
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The Ryan Green Effect

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The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.
He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!
by Wes Fisk October 13, 2018
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