Penis

Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.

Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

by pussywrecker69420 July 24, 2023

Penis

Male Genetalia

“My Girl Sucked My Penis”

by YaMamSuckedMe January 7, 2020

Penis

Why r u lookin up penis

wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary

by poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo September 13, 2020

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

Penis

R.I.P THAT PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

he gonna stick it in yuh and u gonna be moaning all night my guy-

girl: can you put your penis in me
boy: girllll that pussy gonna be reddddddd when I'm done with it *smirk*

by MAMI LOVES A GOOD DICKKK September 24, 2021

Penis

The things that boys have between your legs and gurl suck the fuck out of it.

Boy:suck my penis

Girl:bet

*girl suck penis*

by Jayjaykfig September 7, 2021

Baby Penis

Having a Baby Lodged in your penis

You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult

I have a 6 month old baby penis

by Testy tangler January 16, 2023