that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."

Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.

by oysterbyprouduct March 9, 2024

New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.

He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.

by WordSend77 July 24, 2024

New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has been rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp.

Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" that looked like it was pregnant, it was time to spark it up

by FrankW May 23, 2022

New Karen

A "New Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female under 25 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often , homophopic, racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. Usually this type of person has a mother who is an "Old Karen".

New Karen was practicing complaining to management that they way she was served by the clearly gay customer service representative was inappropriate because he was impolite, even though he was not impolite, just happened to have a camp sounding voice that New Karen didn't like, so New Karen made up some bullshit to get him in trouble.

by pfalls June 15, 2022

New Tech Culture

Bridging the gap between group work and learning as a family. Can include social events, family time, and freedom to work how you want

New Tech Culture-Damn, New Tech be swimming in that culture.

by rileytea37231 May 12, 2017

reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022

new indie

A type of music that isn't played on the radio.

Usually has a deeper meaning than they let on.

"How come I've never heard this song before? It's really good!"
"Because it isn't played on the radio."
"Oh, why not?"
*bangs head on a door for a couple of minutes*
"Cause it's New Indie."

by Unknown Appreciation September 19, 2017