brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing

Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...

by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021

brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

Browning

To finger your ass hole as to stimulate a particularly big shit

Josh’s finger smells so bad I think he was browning.

by David michele February 6, 2025

Lara Brown

A little lazy cow who you work with, she’s constantly bitching about her ex “boyfriend” and really weirdly smol.

That Lara Brown over there, she’s a proper bonehead

by Petunia Hargreaves April 12, 2024

Brown Breakfast

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.

“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”

by catfelixe February 18, 2024

Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022

Harry Brown

Context: The film Harry Brown with Michael Caine playing an elderly gentleman vigilante who shoots young thugs terrorising his estate.

Definition: An elderly gentleman blowing his load in a much younger lover

That old geezer did a proper Harry Brown with Barbara last night!

by Dawson's Delight July 8, 2025