This day is for all the men who want to loose your v-card. Go and get yo girl and make sure u do it raw, but be careful. You don’t wanna be like your dad who left!
Me: Hey babe, you know what day it is today?
Her: No it’s October 21
Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈
Her: No it’s October 21
Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈
by skullcrusher2000 October 10, 2021
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by danielmcael October 11, 2021
Get the National Curb stomp Ollie in the Nuts Day mug.National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
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“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”
by silly baka keira October 29, 2021
Get the national molly smells like a shart day mug.be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!
by gayboiman September 17, 2021
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Get the National suck on your homie's balls day mug.National dress like Adam Sandler day lays on 11th of May. Everyone should dress drippy like Adam. <3
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