John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023
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He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight.
Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it.
He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.
He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight.
Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it.
He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.
Hey, can you tell me about John?
Yeah, he's an awesome guy, but just doesn't know how to make his move. -Madelyn Cline OBX
Yeah, he's an awesome guy, but just doesn't know how to make his move. -Madelyn Cline OBX
by sheluvsjohn March 20, 2023
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