blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
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Blue Face

An off beat rapper that catches all the bitches he is a famous crip if he goes somewhere every notices. Damn i wash i was Blue Face
Suck big ass dick fuck me . oh yeah daddy fuck me put it in my mouth blue face
by Yeahightkid February 01, 2020
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Blue Face

"wow this guy has a blue face what the fuck"

"hes a blue face yes"
by CRAZY RAPIST November 26, 2023
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Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media
I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way
by The original Queen Bee June 04, 2020
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Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
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basic food blues

When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want
Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.
by karkar January 31, 2016
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Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.
Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.
by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024
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