BEST FRIEND DAY

Best friend day is august 8th! So you have to post about your best friend!
“Do you know what day it is?”
Yes! It’s best friend day!”
by Zero! August 06, 2021
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Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird
Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends
by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019
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friend with history

An ex that you dont want to call ex anymore
"I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
by Daeara September 26, 2022
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Fagthetic friend

Your buddy Josh who wants you to sell your house the instance your man cave realizes it’s potential.
“That’s a great idea, man. I am sure glad to have a Fagthetic friend like you!!
by Passiveaggressive September 10, 2021
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Nick Level Friend-Zoned

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.
1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.
by sharkacon March 19, 2014
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friend in law

When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.

Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws
Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!
by flashmobgary September 20, 2024
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Occasional friend

I would like you to meet my occasional friend , Peter .
by Zoitie January 13, 2019
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