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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
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Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 8, 2020
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jorden river

where the stuiped jews gone to
man 1: wanna go to the jorden river

girl: sure
by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, October 20, 2020
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mt07 riders called heather

Normally a woman that fancies mt10 sp riders so much that they want to be the same but can’t handle the mt10 so have to get a little 07 restricted.
Look at the bunch of girls over their eyeing us up. They must be Mt07 riders called heather.
by Mr MT10sp November 25, 2020
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mt07 riders called heather

Normally a girl that fancies mt10 owners so much that they want to be just like them but they can’t handle an mt10 so they go for a little restricted mt07.
See those girls over there eyeing us up? Yeah they must be mt07 riders called heather.
by Mr MT10sp November 25, 2020
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the reverse peanut butter

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers
by Puburt December 4, 2020
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the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
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