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albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.
“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”
by humanities fc September 13, 2022
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There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!
by Rico Dali August 10, 2025
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Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
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Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.
Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
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Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
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