paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

Dangling labia penis

When a girl looks like she has a penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019

penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.

Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative

by the mooseman August 3, 2019

Penis

Something a guy wants to use one day

You want to use your penis for sex yes?

by Leigh Brian King August 8, 2019

Penis

A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers

The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day

by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019

Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

Me: Oh yea I have a penis
My friend: Thats gay

by uruaussie August 11, 2019

Penis

male genitals, male sex organ; procreation juice pipe.

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.

by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019