Penis

Something you dont have.

He doesnt have a penis

by ZenoTheBelgianDutchy February 11, 2018

Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!

person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021

Penis

A thing which varies in size as per different individuals.... I have a big one

Chintu: What's your Penis size?
Mintu: 6ft
Chintu: oh, I have 25inch
Mintu: Nice

by Bobs sucker November 23, 2021

Penis envy

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol

X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy

by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020

Penis

The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson

Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours

by Big_cheese-balls.ca June 12, 2023

penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017