grease monkey 

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces

Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!

grease monkey by Shmu June 2, 2004

northern monkey 

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey

Steve Helm

northern monkey by Anonymous April 2, 2003

space monkey 

Danny has bananahands and moonboots. Therefore, Danny must be a space monkey.

"Oh man, Danny is such a space monkey."

space monkey by vo March 15, 2005

northern monkey 

Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.

FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?

northern monkey by RS February 4, 2003

Caged Monkey 

When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.

"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!

Caged Monkey by DJ-RT October 8, 2008

monkey balls 

adam anisle's fav word

im adam anisle and i say monkey balls all the time

monkey balls by asia July 13, 2004

My Monkey 

person not worthy of the fuckin name itself

simple bullshyt

My Monkey by anonymous January 23, 2004