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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Life

that big ball of epic fail you always tell to gtfo
by TheresaFrances September 7, 2010
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Life

Him: Yaaay I'm born

Me: are you sure

Him: no
Me: NOOOOOWIIGE, life
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Life Formula

Cool seasonal event in my singing monsters
by Rxplanation April 5, 2023
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cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality
For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff
by Sexydimma March 9, 2017
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Best life

When Mya and David touches heart
by Dchau April 4, 2022
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Ruin his own life

No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."

A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"

Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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