Skip to main content

John Allen

That was soo john allen
by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024
mugGet the John Allenmug.

john kerry

A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.

Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
œ
I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
œ
by Juan Gomez July 19, 2008
mugGet the john kerrymug.

foxy john moment

a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum
by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021
mugGet the foxy john momentmug.

John Poostain

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
by Teilmi February 4, 2020
mugGet the John Poostainmug.

John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.
You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?
by John Qwomper August 21, 2019
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.
That dude is such a John.
by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023
mugGet the Johnmug.

john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.
mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
mugGet the john doe homug.

Share this definition