pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

No Life

When you become so engrossed in a video game that it becomes your life.

"The first person to beat the World's Hardest Game without dying must've had no life."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

life

three stages birth suffering and then death

I think life is just pain with a nicer name.

by 661-733-3423 April 20, 2022

Your life

You failed miserably.

Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.

by Botyes December 29, 2020

Life

A black-hole that you have no chose if you get it or not, but it’s pretty dang cool.

Person 1: I hate life sometimes

Person 2: you only live it once!
Person 1: I hate you

by KittyCat212121 June 9, 2018