Ted 2

TED 2

TED 2

by Xarbifiqlah May 9, 2024

February 2

This is the day boys can get pussi and eat it and girls get dick and you fuck all day like you’ve never fucked before

Him:it’s February 2 I get pussi Me: I get dick

by Pedoiwantpussianddickfucknight January 31, 2022

November 2

The short friend gets bullied.

Tall friend: It’s November 2nd!
Short friend: Runs*

by UwU_Jadore_UwU is my TikTok October 29, 2019

2 stroke

A type of dirtbike only legends use

I just smoked that faggot 450 4 stroke rider with my 125 2 stroke

by bastanu December 2, 2023

1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020

December 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your girlfriend and don’t ever change it

Girl: guess what day it is?
Boy: it’s December 2

by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021

VIP 2

The best barbershop around located in the infamous Lansing, Kansas aka the LL!

Random: Yoooo that cut is fresh!

VIP 2 Client: You know Mo Cuts had to hit me with the fresh VIP 2 fade boy!

by Wetters913 July 23, 2018