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Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a large meme
Despite anything i LOVE deez nuts”
by Shaheer man November 14, 2022
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Acadamia Nut

A person who defines themselves as being a very well-educated person, or having been very academic.
Person 1: You have no idea what you're talking about.

Person 2: I do too! I'm an acadamia nut! I'm a nut for acadamias!
by Roxie Anderson May 12, 2013
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Nut cracka

Your insane ! Your a nut cracka !!!!!
by Giraffes123 March 4, 2016
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Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey
He has jelly nuts.
by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017
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Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.
by DaveDH March 10, 2023
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NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY

THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
yo wassup bro did you know NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY . THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
by joeblow xfart May 6, 2024
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nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.
eg. he nut-roasted
by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014
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