askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY

did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john

by cockman720 March 15, 2023

Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.

Your acting like Papa Johns Man.

by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019

Johns Gravy

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy

Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left

by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.

"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."

by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021

John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".

At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.

by Truman33 January 22, 2025

john

A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.

Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.

“Omg I’m so sorry I ditched you I was pulling a John.”

by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023