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serial douche bag

a person that is a complete fuck up and always does douche bag things to his friends and people that care about him. hes a serial douche becuz no matter how much he pisses people off he keeps doin the same things over and over again until he finally burns bridges and has no real friends.
woow my cheating ex is such a serial douche bag, i heard hes in jail for the 6th time this year.

i heard john bailed on his gf again what a serial douche bag
by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011
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Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
by DadKum69 March 31, 2021
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Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
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Staff Punching Bag

So any with name connor on a staff team is gay and is a punching bag
The Staff Punching Bag was destroyed by Jimmy, Jimmy carried on beat him and demoted hes ass due to being gay
by Trooper_Riggs February 10, 2020
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douche bag drinker

One who has a douche bag as a beverage.
Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.
by blackg31 January 19, 2015
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Copenhagen Tea Bag

A tampon that is dipped in a mix of Copenhagen chewing tobacco and water, and or hard liquor. The user will insert this dipped tampon in to his or her anus.
"Dude i am looking to get way buzzed, but regular dip doesnt do it for me anymore."
"Man, you gotta try the Copenhagen Tea Bag. It will really mess you up."
by Dip Master Flex February 18, 2014
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Silk Tea Bag

1. A high quality package for individual servings of tea

2. An oral sex act requiring a completely waxed and moisturized scrotum.
Examples:

A silk tea bag makes for a better cup of tea.

As a point of courtesy, Dick had provided a silk tea bag for Jane's house warming party
by AngryCanadian September 26, 2009
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