Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

john fortnite

usually somebody who is a chill guy and doesn't really gaf

This guy is a certified john fortnite!

by john fortnite twice removed December 15, 2024

John Stricklen

Need for excessive admiration. The narcissist isn’t satisfied with a compliment or pat on the back when others offer them as a part of natural conversation. They demand that others admire their appearance, accomplishments, skills, or existence. The admiration of others is what feeds the narcissist.

Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.

John Stricklen - “Isn’t it amazing how the color of this shirt sets off my eyes?”

by StevenBills August 21, 2024

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021

John

John Is BLACK….

OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM

by SEXY_BOI November 25, 2021