Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

dirty sanchez

Ok, this is the official way to give a dirty sanchez people, get it straight. First you must be doing a girl doggy-style, then you stick a finger in her asshole, and reach around to administer the poo-stache.

I told the bitch I'd give her a Dirty Sanchez if she wouldnt shut her trap.

by mengele January 23, 2007

dirty sanchez

ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! It's when a girl is on her period and a guy takes the tampon out with his teeth, then shakes it back and forth leaving two red stripes.

Girl: Hey baby, do you want a dirty sanchez?
Boy: Hell no, you dirty ass cunt!!!

by Shannon May 13, 2005

dirty sanchez

The etymological history of the term "Dirty Sanchez" originated with one Generalissimo Leopoldo Sanchez, who led the infamous and ill-fated raid on the Panoche Grande brothel in 1848. Mistakenly believing he was counter-attacking to fend off an American incursion, he resigned himself to a life of tequila and debauchery in the alleys of Juarez. He was known for sporting a excrement mustache and a large silver-toothed smile.

Hey, Dirty Sanchez, let me wipe my cock on your face.

by Timone Sanchez January 24, 2008

Dirty Shlongy

The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.

Jeff gave himself a Dirty Shlongy.

by Lisa_G September 8, 2005

Dirty Dana

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.

Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.

by The Pirate King August 5, 2008

Big Dirty

An enormous and/or monstrous poopie that is taken in the morning after a long days digestion.

To best encourage a successful Big Dirty one must recite "Big Dirty" multiple times. How loud one can say "Big Dirty" is up to the speakers discretion. This repetition can also be used to invite others to perform a successful Big Dirty.

Reciting "Big Dirty" can also be used to set an uncomfortable tone in any crowded restroom, public or private.

Stall 1: "Big Dirty, Big Dirty, Big Dirty"

Stall 2: Inhabitant leaves the restroom due to uncomfortable atmosphere.

by The Big Dirtier November 16, 2010