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Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....
I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag
by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010
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serial douche bag

a person that is a complete fuck up and always does douche bag things to his friends and people that care about him. hes a serial douche becuz no matter how much he pisses people off he keeps doin the same things over and over again until he finally burns bridges and has no real friends.
woow my cheating ex is such a serial douche bag, i heard hes in jail for the 6th time this year.

i heard john bailed on his gf again what a serial douche bag
by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011
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Copenhagen Tea Bag

A tampon that is dipped in a mix of Copenhagen chewing tobacco and water, and or hard liquor. The user will insert this dipped tampon in to his or her anus.
"Dude i am looking to get way buzzed, but regular dip doesnt do it for me anymore."
"Man, you gotta try the Copenhagen Tea Bag. It will really mess you up."
by Dip Master Flex February 18, 2014
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secret spice bag

An Asian dish consisting of 'salt n pepper' chicken and chips with the the option of curry sauce as a side
Secret spice bag made by Asian men living in the heart of crumlin
by Your owl one November 3, 2013
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douche bag drinker

One who has a douche bag as a beverage.
Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.
by blackg31 January 19, 2015
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Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017
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bread bag bong

A homemade smoking device made by a 2 lieter bottle and a bread bag and some tape

1.) Cut the bottom of the bottle off.
2.) Put the bag inside the bottle from the bottom ( which is cut off ) leaving about 3-4 inches of bag hanging out and tape to outside of bottle
3.) Pull the bag out of the bottle as you light the weed and the smoke draws into the bottle take off the cap and inhale on the bottle
by 15yo stoner from wv June 26, 2016
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