by Libbydunn February 14, 2024

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018

by Battlebees June 1, 2017

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
