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NEW YEETER

friend: omg you are a yeet

me: no a NEW YEETER
by MR YEETER December 16, 2019
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Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
by Stang February 14, 2017
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New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door
My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door
by Stendoverse June 18, 2022
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New Shade

Cool/Hip before you know it's cool/hip
Hey Dude - WTF are you wearing? Is that NEW SHADE
by Birdy1959 July 26, 2016
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New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation
by Retrostyle November 24, 2020
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NEW

THIS WORD IS NEW SAY IT LIKE THIS N OO SEE NO MORE PEANUT BRAIN
Man: BRO this NEW PS5 IS AWSOME
Other man: YEA BECAUSE ITS NEW
by m12345567890987654321234567876 January 17, 2021
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