your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

snowplow mom

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015

Ur mom

A word that a person named Sydney would use

Person 1 how u doin

Sydney ur mom

by 10l1992: May 24, 2021

MOM

AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.

“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*

by 😂👉💀 December 14, 2024

ur mom

lmao ur mom

hey who died?
ur mom

by a cunt123 November 30, 2021

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.

Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.

by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023

Ur mom

A bad joke similar to my life

what did u do last night ?
In ur mom!

LAUGH

by Ueeees October 1, 2021