Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!

Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

2 face friend

always talk shit but never say it in your face
she or he is a bitch

need to kick her ass when you see her

That bitch is 2 face friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018

2 Box CW

Commonly used by snipers trying to hit easy clips on children with no thumbs, mental disabilities and Casuals that play for fun.

Shithead 1: “Hey bro wanna invite your cousin”.

Idiot 1: yeah bro I gotchu

Xtra joined the party.

Proceeds to 2 box CW for hours

by You shouldn’t be here September 4, 2021

2 centiliters

2 centiliters is the liquid equivalent of 2/3 of an ounce.
In beer/liquor terms, it means not really contributing anything to the drinking conversation.

We were bantering about our favorite breweries & distilleries to visit, and Chucklehead newbie jumped in offering his 2 centiliters praising the shittiest of places.

by gotslander September 6, 2021

2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

2/3 1/3

someone who is 2/3 brown skin and 1/3 dark skin

alt def: nickname for someone who is the nicest person 2/3 of the time and the complete opposite 1/3 of the time

She is so 2/3 1/3

by amb0723 October 14, 2020