john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS

character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋

by penis licker111 August 02, 2022

John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off

“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

“ Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith

by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025

Big Chuck and Little John

New people in the workplace

Look at big chuck and little John coming In starting new gossip

by 23Birderman August 10, 2023

Al & John

Made for eachother.

OMG, that couple is sooooo Al & John.

by Haysooos November 13, 2010

Papa Johns

Literally the best pizza place ever.

Person1: hey, wanna order papa johns?

Person2: hell yeah! It’s literally the best pizza place ever.

by Jackelanm January 14, 2024

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

John

The most generic name I have ever heard

Oh my gosh, what a john, he has beautiful hair for beautiful people and superhero body on roblox

by My pseudonym, not yours April 18, 2021