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this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.
“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”
by silly baka keira October 29, 2021
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On September 16 you are legally required to curb stomp ollie in the nuts or face up to 5 years in federal prison
Uh oh its national curb stomp ollie in the nuts day you know what that means
by danielmcael October 11, 2021
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National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day

March 19th every year will be a celebration of homosexuality and foot fetishes. This tradition was brought to us from LA in Brunswick Oh.
Hey, Happy National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day.
by LA JAKO March 19, 2019
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Dude 1: Bro I can't keep doing this.
Bro 1: What
Dude 1: Im almost out of hoodies cause November 5th is National Give Your Girl a Hoodie Day
Bro 1: lol Im single so im good
by scope630 November 3, 2019
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November 20th National Cum Jar day

Grab that Jar because it's November 20th! National Cum Jar Day!
by Wazerzapp November 19, 2021
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National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.]

Bobert is a plastic doll we pray to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favorite thing about Bobert.

Here are some instructions on how to be a Boberter.
Step 1 - Join the Bobert Cult Discord Server (Definetly not an Advertisment.)
Type the start of a Discord invite and change the end to, XEDAnrqDrT
Step 2 - Talk to his mother, politely.
Step 3 - Prove your love for our God, Bobert.
Step 4 - Get bob-pings role to be updated on what's happening.
Then you are now an official Boberter.
| Person 1: What happens at August 8? Why are you so hyped about it?
| Boberter: National Bobert day! He's very adorable.
That is what National Bobert day Definition Without typos. is like.

-Aaliyah
by ali/aki !! September 28, 2022
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