you look like you eat sand

your mouth is dryer than the sahara desert, dryer than your moms vagina

Why yo mouth so dry? 'You look like you eat sand.'

by alexwall28 January 2, 2022

national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

by silly baka keira October 29, 2021

I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam

Another term for "very epic" or "an iconic moment"

Paul: "Woah did you see Jake's touchdown that won that game?"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"

by Emo Cheesecake March 28, 2023

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)

Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

by Acko Morales March 11, 2021

I feel like coupa de li

I feel like coupa de li - a phrase commonly used at events where one may feel hyper or feel the need to annoy their best friends while walking around for 3 hours

There’s the boys ! I feel like coupa de li

by andreayayayaya February 26, 2020

ur such a karen, like just shut up

when ur mother is being a little bit of a bitch, not only reserved for your mother, can be used for your father if he is still around. Tbh homie probably left u but idk. also used to a friend or enemies,can be used for other family aswell u can use it for teachers aswell , instead of swearing at them, it will get u into a bit less trouble

SHUT UPPPPP ur such a Karen, like just shut up..... no one cares about what u have to say

by Laraaaaaaz September 1, 2021