Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.
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the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend
girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO
boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john
"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO
boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john
"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
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