Bread & Cheese

The bread is another word for the penis. The cheese is another word for vagina.

Bread & Cheese

“Can I dip my bread in your cheese” - that’s what he said.

by Big Ball 1234 April 20, 2025

To cheese it up

A verb used to describe the act of bringing cheese to a function or social event.

Ruby: "Hey Rick, do you know who's cheesing this party up tonight?"
Rick: "Hao is about to cheese it up. He's bringing an assortment of famous French and Swiss soft cheeses, along with some regular crackers to pair them with."

by EphemeralMaybe March 17, 2025

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 6, 2025

tribal cheese

Tribal cheese is when one goes to clean their rectum or vagina after a gangbang of those only with uncircumcised penises and they wash out the dick cheese from all the members collected throughout the gangbang.

“I got my ass fucked so hard last Tuesday, it took me till Friday to get the tribal cheese out.”

by creepingdeath01 April 2, 2023

bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

by Bahuka March 24, 2017

i stole ur cheese

yes i did infact stole ur cheese im doing to steal the bread on my way too :3

Thats the sentence "i stole ur cheese"

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024