red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.

"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad

by Brandon Skull June 1, 2023

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Jadeen Red Knight

a guy whose really angry

stop being such a jadeen red knight abraham lincon

by ToffeeIg April 7, 2023

Red Pill

The vitamin D supplements that makes your girl have an ahegao face in the bedroom.

I want your red pill baby. I want every thick inch of you deep inside me.

by Vitamin Dragon December 26, 2022

red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 7, 2021

Red Rocket

The greatest rapper in Xaverian history. If you get on his bad side he’ll drop a diss track on you.

“Yo red rocket just dropped a new song, that shit is fire bro”.

by redrocketfanlover May 1, 2021