bare time

In a moment, to make bare, expose or uncover to reveal. Having no addition, adornment or qualification.

*There is an online newspaper called The Bare Times which exposes the truth for what it is literally and socially. BareTimes.org

"She could not bare time to tell the truth"
"He enjoys visiting a nudist resort to put in some sunbathing bare time."

bare time by DejaNude August 23, 2011

Stoner Bashin Time 

originally used in "Dude, Where's My Car?"

During a period of time when you see one or more totally stoned wastes of life (see also faggot) and you just cannot resist the urge to beat the hell out of them, usually with a ball bat or other heavy object.

"Hey, man, look at Brian over there. He's so stoned that he can't even tie his shoes, let alone finish 10th grade and be of any use to society. Looks like it is definately Stoner Bashin Time."

Stoner Bashin Time by Former Leader of the Soviet Union March 13, 2004

Greatest Video Games Of All Time 

The world's greatest video games the gaming entertainment industry has to offer.

#5-Halo
#4-Sonic CD
#3-Super Metroid
#2-Super Mario World
#1-The Legand of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Greatest Video Games Of All Time by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004

You know what time it is! 

Basically a statement said to acknowledge how incredibly trashed someone is. You can say it to acknowledge someone else or you can say it to acknowledge how messed up you are.

If you are on another level of fucked up you can also respond that you are the clock. Who ever is the most fucked up is the clock.

A:"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!"
B: "You know what time it is!"

A:"Do you know what time it is!?"
B:"Bitch, I'm the clock!"

A:"You know what time it is!!!"

A:"Dude, he knows what time it is."
B:"Bro, he is the clock"

You know what time it is! by roll_model December 18, 2011

Time to shine 

a phrase used to describe and forewarn a girl who is giving you a blow job or hand job that you are about to cum. most often it is a phrase said just before "blast off" while receiving a blow job, however, it can also be used as ejaculation takes place if you want the girl to be somewhat suprised.

because the term is not very studly, it is not meant to be used to impress the girl, but just just to lighten the mood of a sexual encounter and make the sex more lighthearted, casual, or less romantic by adding some dumb comedy to things.

girl: i love sucking your huge cock!

boy: mmmh! blow me!

girl: how long are you going to make me do this?!?!

boy: not much longer babe, its time to shine!

girl: OOOOH, give it all to me! i love tasting your jizz!

Time to shine by OC lovers August 3, 2009

Time Burger 

Someone who robs your time.

You: Come on Brantley, we really need to go...
Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails.
You: You're such a time burgler!

Time Burger by The Awesomenator August 29, 2005

head touching time 

noun. from the Latin prefix "head" meaning "body part" and the suffix "touching time" denoting a commonly accepted time where in which one may touch the heads of others in the area along a straight path. Used to denote the opportune time in which one may touch heads, created by Dano Mckenna in the late 90's.

"Bob, it's head touching time"

"Mike, it's head touching time, ballsnasty!"

head touching time by Daniel McKenna March 7, 2004