SMNI News

SMNI News is a TV Channel, that it has propaganda worse than Russia Today, Fox News and CCTV China.

It tends to have eerie and pedophilic views of the world and politics.

MTRCB: *Shuts Down SMNI News*
Me: This is the happiest day of my life, Rest in Piss SMNI News, You will never be missed

by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024

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new frontears

What intrepid explorers have often found da uncharted wilderness they discovered to be --- i.e., they were hostile environments dat led to disappointment and hardship.

Da Pilgrims' disastrous experiences when first colonizing da "New World" were a classic example of "new frontears".

by QuacksO October 25, 2025

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New Jersey "Thank You"

Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.

Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?

Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".

by IncestWill June 18, 2017

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New Lenox

The Gilletts town that's filled of ladies that wants you for sexual rape

I regret living in New Lenox.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

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new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live

man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost

by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011

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"New Bridge" is a place hidden in Manchester where all the emo/goth/scene kids go to do drugs and to get drunk.

It is also a place to shag one another as nearly every Saturday some slag fucks a different guy. When a person decides to go there they will defenatly contract some STD's

"Hey dude. Want to go "New bridge" this Saturday? "
"Nah bro. I can't cheat in my girlfriend"

by Jumbo combo November 16, 2016

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