A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 01, 2015
This means eating Ass
by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023
A fart that stinks but the fart sounds like a sort of gentleman’s fart, kind of a graceful and respectful fart but it still stinks really bad.
It can also mean a funny thing to say randomly usually when you and some others are in awkward silence.
The most used way is an insult, like if someone didn’t do something you asked for them to do, you can say “Bro, you’re such a fart mcstinkleton!”.
It can also mean a funny thing to say randomly usually when you and some others are in awkward silence.
The most used way is an insult, like if someone didn’t do something you asked for them to do, you can say “Bro, you’re such a fart mcstinkleton!”.
No #1. Bro that guy over there did a little fart mcstinkleton and im finna vomit!
No #2. *Awkward silence* Fart Mcstinkleton!
No #3. Bro, why didn’t you do it you fart mcstinkleton?
No #2. *Awkward silence* Fart Mcstinkleton!
No #3. Bro, why didn’t you do it you fart mcstinkleton?
by WiskaG July 13, 2023
A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...
by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016
A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 05, 2018
A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 30, 2020
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