October 14

National suck yo homies balls day

*pulls down homies pants and starts sucking”
Homie: wtf man

You: it’s October 14 chill

by HolyCrusaders September 22, 2021

13th October

13th of October,kind and pretties people where born on this day and they should be respected

Tommy-what day is if

Loucha- 13th October the most prettiest ppls where born to day

by Nice_day_innit_ September 22, 2021

October 17 national ask your crush out

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October 17 national ask your crush out

by Zneuso September 23, 2021

October 8th

Today is the day that you kiss your girlfriend. Do it even if you haven’t done it before

Today is October 8th you know what that means you finally have to kiss her

by Lexi’s Lover ❤️❤️❤️ September 23, 2021

October 18

Chav day

Put make up on and be a chav

Girl 1: why you wearing chav makeup?
Girl 2: it’s October 18 obviously

Girl 1: yeah still what’s October 18?
Girl 2: it’s act like a chav day!!!

by Fundaysmadi September 24, 2021

October 31

Today is Halloween go slap some asses and get a girl on this day or at your school make sure to get allllll the candy bro

Boy: hey it’s October 31st
Girl : shit
Boy: so wanna go out some time?
Girl: sure

Boy: *slap ass* aye ITS OCTOBER 31st don’t be mad
Girl: STFU

by Isuckonyonutssss-.- September 24, 2021

October 8th

National bow down to ur queen day

bow down to ur queen of choice on October 8th

by lijahfamous September 25, 2021