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New Word

When you're completely out of original ideas.
"How can I make the funniest Urban Dictionary definition?"
"How about New Word?"
"That's the stupidest idea I have ever heard of!"
by Xx_RobloxPussySlayer69420_xX November 21, 2017
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Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal
by big fat tubby January 1, 2023
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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
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New York

The city that Potato City citizens always talk trash about during their commute.
Potato City citizen talks trash about New York during their commute on a Ridgeworth Island bound Q train.
by Jan Visian June 21, 2023
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New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.
I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!
by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011
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Manor new tech

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!
by Newtechculture June 15, 2018
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New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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