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ur mom

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.
by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Jadens mom

the sexiest mom u will see, see pulls like her son but shes packing more
Damn i like jaden but jadens mom is hotter
by Jadens mom October 28, 2020
mugGet the Jadens mommug.

Your mom

When you say your mo when she calls you four dinner
Honey come for dinner
Cousin your mom is calling you
by Fred; October 5, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult
ur mom is ugly
by yuh777 January 30, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

mom group

A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"

Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
by newgenpag January 11, 2017
mugGet the mom groupmug.

your mom

a woman to fuck In your free-time
I fucked your mom last night
oh no wonder why she's fucking pregnant :/
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.
Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom
by kiuri November 17, 2021
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

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