You're like Assange 

Phrase that's in use since Wikileaks incident and it's used to make person who's reinventing hot water to shut up.

Two 6yo talking
A: Girls have vagina
B: Haha, you're like Assange!

You're like Assange by NekiTamoLevi January 3, 2011

Mietta smells like cabbage 

somesone called mietta that smells like a cabbage!!!!
someone who is retard and thinks she is the best at everything!!

mietta smells like cabbage

omg that was so mietta

Mietta smells like cabbage by A123456789 April 13, 2011

In like Flynt 

refers to the star of a series of spy movies from the late 60's and early 70's, starring james coburn, i think who was a poor mans james bond.
being "in like flynt" means that you will make a lucky escape of a particular situation with minimal damage to one's self.
james coburn being a good friend of the greatest film martial artist of all times, bruce lee, incorporated action stunts into his movies and even introduced some non-firearm weapons play into the mix.

dude 1: wow! that james coburn just escaped from a burning building by sliding down the fire escape of an adjoining one and didnt even get a scratch. he's gonna escape from the bad guy now.
dude 2: check it dude, once he nails anita man or amanda love, he really will be in like flynt!!

In like Flynt by cosmo kid April 9, 2006

spread it like peanut butter jelly 

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.

E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!

spread it like peanut butter jelly by VisualizeIt August 24, 2015

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

how do you like your eggs in the morning by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020

Slept Like a Baby 

Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.

Person D (D for dumb): Man I slept like a baby last night
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)

Slept Like a Baby by lex_and_em February 11, 2019

pack of wolves, hung like a 

one who is well endowed.

whoa, that guy is probably hung like a pack of wolves.

pack of wolves, hung like a by axe2d February 17, 2004