John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs

John is fatherless

by I said hi February 15, 2020

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spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

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John Paul

An annoying anime obsessed weeb.

JOHN PAUL YOU FUCKING WEEB.

by Applepp October 29, 2020

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john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

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John Danniel, the best person alive. He’s an incredibly empathetic and generous person, always putting others before himself. He cares so much about the people he loves that he shows it in every little gesture. He’s strong and has matured a lot over time, facing his challenges bravely and coming out on top. He’s so considerate that he is always looking out for others, trying his best in everything he does to make those around him happy.

Despite his own struggles and sometimes worrying too much about things, he never gives up. He has a huge heart and an immense capacity to care for and love people. His dedication and determination are truly inspiring, and the way he is makes everyone who knows him value and adore him immensely.

In short, John Danniel’s an incredibly special person, full of admirable qualities and with a love and warmth that deeply touches the lives of those who are lucky to know him.

I am truly grateful to have John Danniel in my life.

by xoxo muak July 27, 2024

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